May have bought Dad an up your bum prison thing...

[Hawkmoth]

Thought this was handy to keep your emergency tenner in, but is it a drug smuggling device? It was only cheap...

www.rolsontools.com/money-minder-with-key-chain.html

Unfortunately I never removed a phone from a prisoners rectum

Unfortunately?! You actually wanted to ?!

@brizzledrizzle unfortunately as I couldn't add more to the thread

I have been witness to kinder yolks being removed as OP said.

Well this thread certainly puts meaning to the expression "arse end of no where"

Witness to? Are you sure you weren’t the one doing the delving? 🤑

I guess with £5 and £10 notes now being plastic you don't need a container to shove it up your arse. The new notes are machine washable which must be a boon to a strapped for cash crim.

This had made me LOL

Thank you
Very much needed

@youcan'targuewithstupid unfortunately as I couldn't add more to the thread winkgrin

How inconsiderate of you!

The OP's gift does look like it's destined for some interesting journeys. Maybe it should have a little wireless camera at the end.

@EveryoneTalkAboutPopMusic I was always the right end of a cough and squat

The new notes are machine washable which must be a boon to a strapped for cash crim.

Funnily enough, this was an aspect of the new notes that had crossed my mind

When I worked in a prison it was small phones but they were somehow secured behind the testicles rather than inserted anywhere. Until I saw the size of said phones I was very confused as to how they were hidden from view!

No- they tend to use the plastic capsules in kinder eggs from what I hear.

Yes. I’ve been unfortunate enough to have to view the evidence of this in the form of cctv showing a drug deal in a bus station of all places.

I saw some tv programme the other night where one character when he went to prison as he was being processed had to strip, bend over, pull his arsecheeks apart and give two forceful coughs. Guess it was a mini phone or money check.