Is it just me, or do these look like...? The vaguely rude Christmas decoration thread.

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

So, I found these little beauties today. I did have a garland of the tinsel on my office door a few years ago.
I am tempted to put googly eyes on the silver spermy ones.
Anyone else find anything unintentionally rude? (I remember the Range's merkin baubles)

You are really stretching he description of the word vague there.

What on earth is rude or remotely rude here?

So you can't see willies and silver sperm?

I can

What on earth are the willies actually meant to look like?

DD had a sperm stamp in a set of stamps. They really looked like sperm. I honestly couldn't work out what else they could be.

DH pointed out it was balloons.

My mind is filthy

So you can't see willies and silver sperm?

Not even remotely.

I see the willies

So those who aren't seeing willies, what are they??

I asked DH what they look like and he said "they look like bollocks, what are they meant to be" but I don't know, I can only see bollocks too.

Is it like one of those optical illusions? Someone will say "is obvious, they're Christmas turkeys" and pow, then I'll see turkeys?

What are the willies meant to be? Laughing childishly at the grown up who can’t see the willies

I think they might be candles? Need to turn upside down though!

I also saw the willies and can’t for the life of me think what they actually are supposed to be, other than, well, willies.

Definitely put googly eyes on fuckery

Then post a picture and all the non-filthy MNetters will go "ohhh, sperm"

Nope, no idea what that cock and balls is supposed to be. Looks like a dangerous willy with that spike on the end though

Santa got a splinter in his bell end and it's a bit swollen

It's supposed to be holly. I either spend too much time in the sweary thread or with teenagers.

Are they supposed to be holly berries?

cross posts. Fwiw they definitely look more like willies

😂😂😂

I was going to start a thread like this but have been waoting for our local Christmas light switch on so I could post a picture. The lights must be getting switched on soon.

Every year our local community put up christmas lights on our housing estate..Things like stars? Holly and xandle shaped lights on our streetlights

Unfortunately or amusingly (depwnding on your outlook), the candles come with a glowing halo making them look like cocks.

Even my teen dd and her friends commented on the "penis lights"!!

In our town the xmas lights are presents with shooting stars coming out of them. They look like sparking parcel bombs to me.

Holly Berries???!!!

Nope.

Willies and bollocks.