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Christmas snobs over here

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2014newme · 19/10/2017 11:29

This thread is for Christmas 'snobs'.
Proud to be one. 🎩🎅
So if you're not a fan of elf on the shelf or excessive mountains of tat this is where you can hang out and be safe from discussion of boots 3 for 2 gift sets.

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SleightOfMind · 20/10/2017 23:16

'Your crying child's face on Christmas morning.'
With a Crumbs topping.

Who said Mumsnet was dead.

Insomnibrat · 20/10/2017 23:16

This thread has inspired me to book tickets to take Mummy to the 'Spirit of Christmas' concert at Liverpool Philharmonic Hall with Classic FM's John Suchet.

To which we will be majestically arriving in a Vauxhall Corsa affixed with window antlers and wearing matching Christmas jumpers. Vive la difference! Grin

Anonnamechangeranon · 20/10/2017 23:17

We pick Holly from a local wood and let the elves visit on Christmas Eve.

We buy a lot of food from M&S (because of dd2 food allergies) But revel in a safe food find in Aldi.

We spend December singing cheesy songs in the car but also reading traditional Christmas stories indoors.

DC visit Father Christmas (who may be advertised as Santa 😱) but also sing carols and eat mince pies at the local village light switch on while we drink mulled wine and eat hot chestnuts.

They choose presents to put under the local 'giving tree to children whom are not as lucky as them whilst writing lists of presents they would like.

They help me bake the Christmas pudding and cake on Stir it up Sunday and eat Chocolate on Christmas morning because Father Christmas left in their stocking so it's allowed!

ladymariner · 20/10/2017 23:19

Our papergirl always buys our cat a present which is sweet of her and guarantees her a Christmas tip but she is actually the only person he likes! He is not a festive feline! 🐱 🎅🎁

ladymariner · 20/10/2017 23:22

Despite me buying him a Christmas hat 🎅😁

ILovesLiz · 20/10/2017 23:26

Ok, I'm going to settle this argument once and for all.

So, The Queen should by rights have the snobbiest Christmas. Right?

WRONG!!

I took the DCs to Sandringham and the Dining Room was laid out for Christmas. The Room Guide got out her A4 file of photos and showed me how the room was decorated for a real Right Royal Christmas lunch.

I jest not but seriously THIS
THIS was in the background. I burst out laughing and DD reprimanded me for laughing at The Queen.

Anonnamechangeranon · 20/10/2017 23:50

Love that.

But everybody knows the aristocracy have different aspirations to the middle class.

The middle classes are always striving to be better than anyone else.

The aristocracy don't strive or try to prove that. They are breed to know that they are better 🤔 so they are much more relaxed about such matters.

If anything the working classes and the aristocracy are much closer on some issues than the striving middle classes who feel they have something to prove.

Anonnamechangeranon · 20/10/2017 23:54

For example bragging that you had salmon or whatever would be seen as classless by the upper echelons of society where talking like that is taboo

affectionincoldclimate · 20/10/2017 23:56

@AnonEvent

All was going snobbishly well in your post until I saw your tradition included Nutcracker at the National Ballet. Everyone knows the ROH production is superior. WinkGrinWinkGrin

Montacute · 21/10/2017 00:15

Did someone actually report this thread? Grin

Roasted chestnuts at dawn baby.

Montacute · 21/10/2017 00:19

Insomnibrat I love the image of you and mummy revving up to John Suchet's Fancy Crimbo Day Out in your antler bedecked Corsa. Make sure to take a box of Terry's All Gold for munchies (as well as a flask of snowballs) to ensure that retro Xmas feel.

Insomnibrat · 21/10/2017 00:22

@Montacute I'll be sneaking in a couple of Advocaat Snowballs in my Harrods shopper to snaffle at half time interval.

Slinkymalinky1 · 21/10/2017 01:18

Ugh my father was a Christmas snob! All the posh food, tasteful decorations, feckin nutcracker! You name it! It wasn’t till I met my husband and his family that I realised Christmas could actually be something fun! It is no longer something to be taken seriously. I could probably still fit right into a snob Christmas, certainly no Christmas tree present photos on Facebook and all that Jazz, but new pjs, Father Christmas, elf on the shelf, pantomime, bring it on! My children love it! And that’s what Christmas is all about, Magic for children. Obviously I’m not religious Smile

MuseumOfCurry · 21/10/2017 05:52

Good grief, what happened here?

Any Londoners on the thread? Have you booked a carol service or similar? I don't think I can do the Nutcracker again, we've done it for the past 3 years.

MuseumOfCurry · 21/10/2017 05:53

Roasted chestnuts at dawn baby

Grin
silkpyjamasallday · 21/10/2017 07:28

My DM has always been a bit of a Christmas snob, and I have to admit my tastes are very similar. My DF is always threatening to get a giant blow up Father Christmas or snowman for the balcony to replace the tasteful warm white lights and bedecked box ball trees Grin. My DM and her next door neighbours coordinate their outside decorations every year.

DP likes coloured lights (almost a LTB issue), but I let him have one string of them along a doorway inside the house where no one will see them. I do white lights weaving through the shutters at the front, and same lights on the tree.

The rest of the decorations I make myself, it was DP and I's first Christmas together last year with baby DD and we didn't have much money to spend, so while people may think my orange slices studded with cloves, cinnamon sticks and gingerbread decorations look a bit poncey they actually cost about a tenner to decorate the whole tree and matching holly and ivy wreath on the front door. I get thick red velvet and gold ribbons instead of tinsel, which I loathe (it's the texture, just so wrong) and now understand my mothers hatred of it. I used to get very annoyed she wouldn't let us have tinsel on the tree as a child because everyone else had it and she relented once but we all accepted it looked a bit shit with her other decorations. I know once DD is a bit older the tat will be flowing into the house thick and fast, so I'm making the most of doing it my way before DD has a say.

I vividly remember the look of horror on my mums face when my DB chose a giant glittery penguin as his decoration one year. DM and I spent so much time trying to move it to the back of the tree so it couldn't be seen, DB moves it back, we still do this now even though we are in our twenties! We can laugh at our own snobbiness, and that's what this thread was supposed to be about right?

I do usually treat myself to a fancy Christmas candle, last year was diptyque but this year I quite fancy Bella Freud's 'starry starry nights' candle.

Scabbersley · 21/10/2017 07:33

ooh yes, fancy diptique candle. Not sure I could risk a different brand.

Scabbersley · 21/10/2017 07:35

We need a new thread for snobs!

The poncetastic Christmas tips are just taking the piss and silly Grin

poppl · 21/10/2017 07:38

Honestly I go and have an early night and all hell breaks loose.

A punch up on a Christmas thread Grin

For a truly snobby Christmas you have to round off with hunting on Boxing Day.

Like ElQuinto we are non uk so a lot of our poncey christmas depends on whether we can back to the uk or not. However we do get authentic Christmas markets (yes I'm snobby about the uk based copies) and St Nicholas on the 6th.

I won't mention his companion who is a rather shocking racist stereotype.

poppl · 21/10/2017 07:40

I had a look in the poncetastic thread but I hate craft and if you're not hosting it seems rather pointless to pick your own sweet chestnuts for stuffing.

I do love the ideas the thread evokes though. It seems they all live in Jilly Cooper style sprawling farmhouses which will take armfuls of real holly on the mantelpiece and a larder full of piccalilli.

SabineUndine · 21/10/2017 07:41

I’m spending Christmas on the Riviera, darlings. Peak snobbing, that is.

surferjet · 21/10/2017 07:45

Love diptique candles, but I usually buy them as presents. I have the white company candles ( all year round actually) as they’re more affordable & absolutely lovely. They’re the only scented candles I’d ever buy, ‘symons.st’ is just gorgeous. never got the jo malone thing, I think they’re overpriced & not particularly that good.

poppl · 21/10/2017 07:57

Agree about Jo Malone. Don't like any of her stuff.

I found a company in Monaco called Alex Simone. Their stuff is lovely.

nong45 · 21/10/2017 08:08

Off the t’internet:

“If you're not familiar with this growing holiday tradition, the Elf on the Shelf, in the form of a cheaply made elf doll that will set you back 30 bucks, is dispatched from the North Pole at the start of Advent to keep a watchful eye on the children and make sure they belong on Santa's “nice” list.”

NumberEightyOne · 21/10/2017 08:14

What's the problem with hot chocolate at Christmas? We always have a teapot of hot chocolate on the breakfast table on Christmas morning.