Classic moment. I'm already pissed off with him as he stayed chatting to a friend despite needing to leave and collect out dinner from takeaway so when he arrived over an hour late I told him I wasn't eating it as it was cold and I was hacked off.
I get out all the presents and put them in the lounge ready for tomorrow. He nods towards a carrier bag and scoffs "haha guess that's mine". So I pointed out that no, actually those are mine (from him). I then pointed to a full to the brim bag which are his. He shut up at that point. Moron!