A poor runner up to the "Fat Balls" incident of yesteryear.

[TrickyD]

DH: I'm not keen on that vegan icing or whatever it is. Don't like the flavour.
( Vegan staying over Christmas)
Me: What icing?
DH: In a bowl in the kitchen.
Me: That' s the artificial snow I'm using to decorate the dining table. It's not edible.

he will regret that later!

Just read this to my oh who thought it was very funny

Brilliant!

I remember 'fat balls' this is a worthy successor! Hope DH is okay...

How...what?! What texture is this fake snow?! Did he think it was icing sugar? If so...why would you eat icing sugar?!

That's awesome!

Hehe! Vegan icing .

Vegan icing, as opposed to that meaty icing you normally use?

Ha! Reminds me of the time my DH ate soap at a wedding reception thinking it was a sweet!

Angry, it comes as a powder, you add water and it expands and fuffs up. It looks a bit like Polycell wallpaper paste, but more snow-like, plausibly like some sort of icing, though he says it was similar to semolina.

He seems OK. Just because it is labelled "Not Edible" it doesn't mean it is poisonous. That's what I told him, anyway.