Cat has just eaten my freshly baked clementine cake.

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Put it out on side to cool after coming out of oven. Found the little shit on the worktop nibbling the top. Now nonchalantly licking his chops.
I feel fatigued with it all ...

Does it help that you gave me and my family a good laugh? [gets coat]

Oooooh link please

Was it nigella's clementine cake? That F*er!

Laughing is the only thing that can me done. Something positive must come out of this😂

Hehe! Has he taken a great chunk of it out or just nibbled it? TBH if it's just a nibble I'd either trim it a bit or just smoosh out the nibbled areas .

Falala yes it is.

Cats don't even like citrus fruits! Nonchalant greedy cat cnt

Multiple chunks. Knowing the lil shit he's probably licked the rest. He's got a try before he buys mentality.

The only fitting punishment I can think of is that you crumble the remainder of your violated cake on a bird table tomorrow and force your cat to watch the birds feast.

Mine ate the top off my just finished gingerbread house and knocked the whole thing down. Little fucker.

He's sitting on my lap purring now though.

My girlcat once swiped my hand when it had a slice of chocolate cake in it and munched on the cake I was holding.

Cats are wierd little assholes.

Clementine cake? Weirdo cat
I thought citrus peel repelled them

at all these cake-eating cats!
I thought mine was the only carb-obsessed cat, he'll turn his nose up at leftover meat, but tries to climb in your mouth if you're eating naan bread, garlic bread or cream crackers

My dog ate one of my presents today. Had chocolate coins in it too :(

Is he ok Whiskey?

A few milk chocolate coins won't overdose most dogs. Ours (standard dachshund, 12kg) once scoffed quarter of a terry's chocolate orange, that was less than the amount which would have needed treatment fortunately. DD has been incredibly careful ever since.

I have to put baking in the living room to cool and lock the cats out! Smaller things I have to hide in the microwave. Pesky cats.

Have just finished baking a replacement and it's going into the spare bedroom to cool

Sorry, just saw I had a reply on this. Yeh, she is fine...she is more goat than dog i think!