Best worst gift for £5 - last minute secret santa - grrr

[WeAllHaveWings]

I know there are still two weeks to go, but I've just had the last minute email from our Xmas dinner hosts to say everyone is to bring a secret santa gift which is daft/stupid. Most stupidest (is that a word?), useless gift wins a prize!

I am hopeless at these things and I need to find three - one from dh, ds and me. Show me you best worst gifts for £5!!!

Anyone fancy a LED Pineapple or a Solar Powered Duck?

You are completely overthrowing. Walk into your local cheapo shop and pick up the first 3things you see for a fiver. Doesn't matter if it is fabric softener or bin bags.

Just the first things you see

Found the solar powered toys in pound shop local to my mums today for £2.99 each so got a King (Elvis) and Queen to keep each other company. So one present down.

Like your underthinking elizabeth but there is something in me that just cant pull off wrapping up and giving bin bags..........

A rubber chicken or similar ridiculous dog toy?

Waste of £15!

Problem with bin bags or fabric softener is that they are actually quite useful!

Well, if you were prepared to lie about how much it cost ...
www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_311200800299_-1#BVRRWidgetID

Plop trumps

Wrap up a tube of Christmas wrapping paper?

If you can find this on sale anywhere...

This is very similar www.amazon.co.uk/Jay-JA0027-JAY-Gift-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU

Anything from Tiger