Penis whistle keyring anybody?! Only £140

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Really?
www.viviennewestwood.com/en-gb/shop/mens/accessories/keyrings/penis-whistle-keyring

...but it's DESIGNER!!!!!

Clearly someone needs to buy it for me......

I so wish i knew you could buy these when my mum worked as a teacher and had playground duty!

Is it a whistle than only penises can hear? Or one operated by penis? Perhaps both, so penises can discreetly summon other penises. Otherwise I'm just not sure it's worth the full price.

Great, that's my present shopping done now, thanks

Oh a whistle for penises. That makes sense now WhatWould. It was in the male gift ideas section.

Theme it with a pair of neon bike balls from Firebox 19.99 a pair

Wow! I didn't know there was a need for those either.

(Know a lot of cyclists. Can't see anyone being excited to get those)

I'm buying it as my mum's cracker present. That's RIGHT up her street humour wise.