anyone got any ex xmas presents they want to swap / trade ?

[zazzabeans]

I know there was a similar thread in chat for Christmas present swaps but no one is posting anymore, thought id try once more.
I have a boat load of unwanted presents, if theres any interest, I will post :)

What have you got? I got some truly bizarre presents this year, which would be perfectly fine for some people, but I'm struggling to consider which conclusion they came to when wrapping these up for us.

In all fairness, my brother in law likes a laugh at me and DH's expense, so it could explain why he bought us a talking Ted bear, complete with animatronics and a variety of vulgar phrases related to his wang and prostitutes. We were confused at first, then we just found it funny. I think this is the one we got; www.red5.co.uk/ted-2-x-rated-16-talking-plush.aspx

Anyway, I'd be willing and up for a trade. I also received loads of home ware bits and pieces, but I'm very specific about what I decorate my home with so they'd be up for grabs too!

Yes I have a black thigh length cardi from Primark with black fur. Kids bought me it but it's not me. Free!

Also two sets of bath bombs made to look like cupcakes from Fenwicks - I don't have a bath