Accidentally found my present and I'm upset

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Someone please hand me a grip.

I went to the shed to get screen wash and I found what I presume is my gift from DH. A lovely dress, just my style. Similar to several of the dresses in my wardrobe that I would love to wear except I can't because I'm breastfeeding and there's no way I could get my boobs out in it.

And it's two sizes too big.

He's obviously put a lot of thought in but hasn't quite worked out why I'm living in leggings and v-necked tops at the moment. Stupid hormones and lack of sleep mean I'm finding it difficult to be rational and focus on the fact that it is a lovely dress.

Thanks everyone, you've made me chuckle and I'm feeling much better about it. As someone said at least I won't have to hide my feelings as much on Christmas Day now I'm a bit prepared for it. I'll try it on and just let him see for himself if it doesn't fit. Maybe the sizes in that particular shop run small? We'll see.

Thanks again for making me feel better about it.

Can you sneak out to the shed and try it on now?

Bless he has clearly tried hard but I understand why you are upset

Last year DH got me a lovely satin slip thing in a colour that I love. Only problem is I have big boobs which I am very self conscious about so I ended up spending the day feeling shit about myself because I couldn't wear it and look sexy. Poor guy ended up exchanging it for a fluffy pj top