Emergency secret Santa gift help. Gift is for a sex mad, stargazing, boozing 40yr old male.

[DragonsCanHop]

I thought we weren't doing it this year but yes we are. Gift needs to be bought, wrapped and taken in this Friday.

I can get to Asda, small Tesco, superdrug and poundland. Could make an emergency trip to main town if I had to.

Alcoholic honey JD (?) has been mentioned but I have no idea what that is.

Any ideas?

Bumper pack of condoms ? What's your budget?

If you've got a Home Bargains, they are doing a tin of those stick-on glow-in-the-dark stars for 99p

What's the budget?
What about some craft beers/ales and a glass?

Jack Daniels and Jim Beam are both doing honey versions I haven't drunk over 3 bottles of Jim Beam honey in the past year, oh no You can get them in any supermarket. Although even on offer they are £15 at least.

Failing that, some craft beer or spirit miniature

Budget is £10 and it must be honey Jack Daniels!

And I can get to a home bargins as well

I've just seen the Honey JD in Asda tonight and I think it was about £18.

Grow your own sports car

Grow your own sports car would be very apt for where we work.

£18? I like him, but not that much

Bump before bedtime

B and M had a 1.99 plastic apron of a bikini clad woman for the sex mad angle. Telescope for 5.99 in Home Bargains.

Asda have a gift set of the jd honey with a miniature bottle and engraved tumbler for £5?

Ladybird book of Midlife Crisis and a toy sports car ?

Oh and I have just seen that W H Smith are doing that range of books at buy one get one half price .

Can't remember which supermarket (tesco or sains) did a mini jd honey in a glass or something for around £5. That and some condoms?

www.sainsburys.co.uk/shop/gb/groceries/jack-daniels-honey-tumbler--5cl-mini

Thank you.

I went with the mini honey JD from Asda and the apron from B&M, not buying him condoms incase he reads too much into them and his wife hunts me down