i keep wanting a coloured artificial monstrosity. am i so wrong?

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the black or the white

help!

agree if thats what you like...

oh goody

anyone know where i can get a nice one? cheaply!

Oh God!
I was weirdly drawn to an eight foot hign mechanical angel yesterday, but fought back in the brink of time.

Stay strong NP.
If you don't the scales will fall from your eyes shortly after Boxing Day and you will regard it in horror and say 'What the fuck was I thinking??'

is it not more eco than a real one thats been hacked down in its prime

and i so hate these artificial green ones

they look shit

if im going ot have an artificial tree it might as well LOOK artificial, not trying to look real and failing iyswim

God no!
So much energy goes into makimg them.
Not too bad to chop down conifers as most are grown for the purpose and grow back fast.
Best bet is one in a pot.

Go for the white one. The black ones look fab but I expect next xmas they will be sooo last season.

hmmm if you say so moondog

I know you won't listen to a word I say but will make straight for some neon lit temple to consumerism.

give in!

I did.

trad tree:
We have real trad tree in kitchen - all gold and red and clear lights.

camp as tree:

this is in the living room and is my pride and joy. White fake tree, pink lights, feathers, pink decorations and then a divine blue flashing light affair around my fire place - I know which I prefer.

do it
do it
do it

(go to argos for the tree I think this one is what you mean )

i saw a black one and loved it

i also saw a white feathered one...

thats it dimpled!!!!!!!!!

so cheap too...

Argos!!!
I knew it!

MD im going under...

give in to it Fio

go on - camp it up. Traditional is so dull!