Christmas cracker motto/joke challenge - please help!

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SnowMuchToBits · 12/12/2006 16:24

I have bought some "make your own crackers" this year. They come complete with snaps and hats, and I have bought small gifts to put in tnem, but the mottoes provided are really dire.

My sister, who is coming to stay at Christmas, has decided these are Not Good Enough.....

So I need some funny jokes/sayings/mottoes.

6 of them.Please help!!!!

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ellceeell · 12/12/2006 16:40

How about here ? But I take no responsibility if they are the same as the ones you've already rejected!

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SnowMuchToBits · 12/12/2006 16:46

Hmmmm.... I was thinking more along the lines of amusing takes on well-known mottoes or proverbs, e.g.

Red sky at night - My bloody barn's alight!

(but we've had that one before, so can't use it)

Or jokes that are REALLY funny!

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DimpledThighs · 12/12/2006 16:48

there is a joke thread

DimpledThighs · 12/12/2006 16:49

try going through these

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SnowMuchToBits · 12/12/2006 16:50

Which section is it in?

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DimpledThighs · 12/12/2006 19:49

it's called 'only joking' in 'fun stuff'

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