To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

[Libitina]

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

The selling group with the cutlery socks also hand "genuine brand-new" Mulberry bags for £20. I beg to differ with the genuine aspect of that...

Santa key.... £2

I love this thread, it's like the Christmas gift that keeps on giving.

Och cant get the pic to upload but reindeer dust bargain at £3 bita porridge bita glitter with a bita string round cling film

Does anyone else feel like they're missing a trick here? I mean, I am certainly capable of wrapping some cocoa powder and marshmallows in cellophane....will some sap person really pay me a fiver for it?

That's a winner Pobs

Is the nose stuck on with spray painted gaffer tape?

40 quid!!!!!! Ferrero rochers and Aldi Malibu

How does that work Unthought? Is the bottle empty or full? If it's a full bottle how does the Ferrero Rocher ball stay in place?

I'm upset that the Malibu bottle isn't glittered

I give you 'knitted Forrero Rocher covers. 6 for a fiver plus £1 p&p. Bargain price to keep your chocolates warm

SarahDuckandMummy

You'd think they would have thought to use a ruler for the line around the top of the mug.........

Pobspits

Wtaf?!

It's really not fair. Even though I am on lots of selling groups, I have none of this shite.
Will have to expand my group radius.

bloodyteenagers I have joined and 'liked' several of these pages during the past 24 hours to spice up my Facebook life. God only knows what my friends think

Something just a bit special coming up! Forget glittery shit gifts for others. Treat yourself to this for Christmas Day. Come on, you're worth it...

Just stunning. I am stunned.

I love it grilled. I don't quite know what to say... I mean, what a lovely wreath... is it glittered though?

Milk I'm sorry. I've let you down, I've let glittery shit lovers across the land down.

There's no glitter.

I'll get my coat.

I think you need to redeem yourself with some glittery votives, at the very least

Variation on a theme, but will it do?

Wow. That truly is hideous. I particularly like that they matched the drinks colour to the glitter...

Found one! Apparently you can enter a competition to win one of these

Some stunning cushion covers for sale here...

Surely the first time the "creator" made one of their fabulous festive delights they asked someone "whaddya think?" And the reply came "load of shyte". And yet they continued.

Those cushion covers. That's all I can say about them.

The Handcrafters Lounge on Facebook has some special offerings...

Actually, it's "the handcrafters lounge group"...