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To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?

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Libitina · 25/10/2015 14:07

I give you, hand traced drawn Xmas loo roll. Only £4 plus postage. Not sure if there's a different picture on each sheet or if the rest are blank.

Can ayone beat this?

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
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DoYouKnowTheMuffinMan · 27/10/2015 19:05

Or a miniature hero's one for only £30!

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Notso · 27/10/2015 20:37

You was robbed SideOrderOfChips!

candykane25 · 27/10/2015 20:44

I had to scroll back 2 pages to see the coffee jar.

It was worth it.

nocutsnobuttsnococonuts · 27/10/2015 20:53

well you have a bargain for those reindeer at £9 down here they were charging £25 for the small and £35 for the large ones... they were quite nice in person!

I am pretty impressed by the tackiness of the coffee jar, maybe I should forget buying fancy toiletry sets for family, I could just buy the value stuff and cover it in glitter!

I give u new slippers (cant remember where I originally saw them but thought they were appropriate for this thread)

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
SheWhoMustBe · 27/10/2015 21:03

Uh...would those be decorated sanitary towels...?!?! Shock

MilkyChops · 27/10/2015 21:15

I'm rolling!!

awaits something shit in newsfeed

GingerFoxInAT0phat · 27/10/2015 21:21

Not a lot of Xmas things in my group, but U did come across these..

GingerFoxInAT0phat · 27/10/2015 21:22

All handmade and ready to take orders Confused

Sirzy · 27/10/2015 21:27

Love this thread, that coffee jar has to be the best one though!

CrapBag · 27/10/2015 21:39

Shock at the sanitary towel slippers! WTAF! Do they actually have a chocolate biscuit on top!?

lexigrey · 27/10/2015 21:55

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Themadcleaner · 27/10/2015 22:22

It's made from twigs collected by hand but doesn't come with the star

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
Themadcleaner · 27/10/2015 22:24

£30 plus delivery!

Pobspits · 27/10/2015 22:27

Ginger WTAF is that middle picture?

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 27/10/2015 22:38

Oh god some of this stuff
Sparkly instant coffee jar ffs

ChinaSorrows · 27/10/2015 22:45

OMG this just cropped up on my newsfeed. Yes! For the bargain price of just £20 (undelivered) you can own...

A fecking log covered in snapped lolly sticks, glitter and glue and MORE glitter.

But it's ok because apparently it "helps children sleep, get off bottles and dummies"

I mean what the actual?!!

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
SantasLittleMonkeyButler · 27/10/2015 22:51

I'm still trying to find the picture, but someone here is selling "Christmas Eve Hampers". They are a shoe box with a pair of Primark PJ's, a Poundland DVD, some reindeer food (porridge oats & glitter) and a sachet of hot chocolate. The hot chocolate sachet clearly says something along the lines of "Value Brand", so hardly pushing the boat out.

All for the bargain price of £20.

DeltaSunrise · 27/10/2015 22:59

Madcleaner my kids made one of those last year. It cost me $1 (about 50p) for a box of decs and an afternoon trip to the park to collect sticks.

They loved making it, perhaps I should set them to work making them this year to earn their Christmas presents.

I'm howling at the "slippers" Grin Shock

SarahDuckandMummy · 27/10/2015 23:03

Only £9!

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
SantasLittleMonkeyButler · 27/10/2015 23:09

I still can't find the hamper, but have found these treasures. Because you can't put a candle in a bag yourself. If you look closely, the ribbon appears to be held on with sellotape.

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
milkmilklemonade12 · 27/10/2015 23:27

My friend and I have a long running joke about the glittery glasses. I am planning to gift her some this Christmas. No doubt she'll be thrilled.

UnicornFart · 27/10/2015 23:53

I went to school with the person who makes the mason jars Halloween Confused

Pobspits · 28/10/2015 01:05

£10 anyone? There are also reindeers for £30.

To think that after all the FB glittery shite threads, we need an FB Xmas shite thread?
ChristmasZombie · 28/10/2015 08:25

Some crackers (pun most definitely intended) on here! All the local selling pages near me are closed groups. Maybe I should join some for...research purposes.

I think we've reached peak glittery shitness with the nescafe!

TillITookAnArrowToTheKnee · 28/10/2015 09:48

I'm not on FB any more, but I shall be watching this thread with glee Grin