chritmsas weill you maange to wipte your own arse

[WonderCod]

or not

Yes and Ds's too LOL

lol
oh yes every meal time in ours

ooh only if there's a pretty holly print on the loor oll

il shove holly up some popeles soon

Oh same here Cod, as soon as I pick up my fork, off he goes and I await 'Finnished mum'.

Not this DP

christmas coddy

There's a company in Portugal that makes BLACK toilet paper.

This hotel called Tigerlilly here in Edinburgh has it in all their loos.

there are questions in my mind that i don't really want to ask, expat

will keep a stock of festive salmon to wipe all arses with and mechanical santa by toilet to do the honours

why have an arse and wipe it yourself, what a no brainer