Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas time

[HazelnutsRoastingOnAnOpenFire]

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning and finally I'm full! 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

thats very good i like them xxx

And a Happy New Year xxxx

Devils on horseback, darling?

Or pigs in a blanket?

More sauce?

LOL

I thought exactly the same as yoiu Californ. I'll google it. After tea.

pigs in blankets are cocktail sausages wrapped in bacon - i think!

Mmm sausages wrapped in bacon. There are so many names for it. In Scotland they are known as "kilted sausages".

Origins of Pigs in Blankets

Marvellous. Another mystery solved.

And thank goodness I didn't unnecessarily hyphenate them.

And the devils - are they prunes in bacon?

Cheers!

I just love agreeing about things wrapped in bacon!