What would you put in a zombie apocalypse survival kit?

[LokiBear]

It is for my brother, who is single and loaded and buys himself the stuff he wants. I've already found some Zombie repellent soap, I have ideas for crafting the box....what else could I put in? He will love the daftness.

A food/beer parcel.

Love this idea

Penknife, Rehydated food, rope, matches, first aid kit, glow sticks, camping roll up water carrier...??

Face paint or a mask to fool the zombies?
Stinky deodorant to do the same?
Running shoes? Zombies are slow

Loo roll printed with crossword
A book like How to do or one of the Dummies or Haynes manuals

Darryl from The Walking Dead

Bottle opener, one of those para cord bracelets with a million uses, Zombie Apocalypse for dummies, a map (of somewhere like his favourite city/ part of london etc so could use for decoration), boxset of the walking dead??

Love these ideas!

@Darryl.................surely Rick

Zombie Repellant Hot Sauce (chilli) - it's a thing, I Googled

And you'll need a Zombie Apocolypse Rucksack doncha know

Don't buy him a horse called "Buttons" (shudders)

I didn't actually watch the blardy programme but a few times I had to supervise veiwing while my DS watched it.

I know, I know. Rick and Daryl!

Get a bible from a second hand book shop, he can use it to ward them off, or is that just vampires? An OS map of the area he lives.

What about the zombie survival guide?

Unfortunately my boys are at their dad's this weekend - they regularly talk about what they'd do if there's a zombie apocalypse! I think Firebox have quite a lot of zombie related stuff.

@70isa
Rick is all yours! I can't take him seriously because in my head, he's the man from Love Actually holding up the signs for Keira Knightly!

I did this for my DP last year. I got him:

An archery experience voucher (groupon)
Zombie Survival Guide
A paracord bracelet
Torch
Teeny tiny bottle of rum
Mini hammer
Tiny frying pan
Some energy bars
Glow sticks

I also put matches and a lighter in. I put it all in a DVD storage box from IKEA and taped "Zombie Survival Kit" in scary font on top! He loved it. It was his favourite gift!

a zombie killing tshirt - look on eBay! I have one has 'this is my zombie killing shirt' on the front with a bloody handprint

Definitely zombie survival guide!

One year I got zombie tarot cards, they're just a joke thing that basically tell you you will be eaten by a zombie

a bicycle with non puncture tires and a good long cahin -not for locking it up!

Nannyplum I'll take Rick. Yum. Even in love Actually. Yum.

I went to a workshop on how to survive a zombie apocalypse (a good number of years ago now) perhaps tickets to something like that if there's one in your area?

Am I showing my age here? Rick will always be Egg to me

mug
and extra strong coffee - sleep is for the weak come the apocalypse...and plasters - can't have them smelling the blood!