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What would you put in a zombie apocalypse survival kit?

24 replies

LokiBear · 09/08/2015 08:20

It is for my brother, who is single and loaded and buys himself the stuff he wants. I've already found some Zombie repellent soap, I have ideas for crafting the box....what else could I put in? He will love the daftness.

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MrsLeighHalfpenny · 09/08/2015 08:25

A food/beer parcel.

2littlefishes · 09/08/2015 08:31

Love this idea Grin

Penknife, Rehydated food, rope, matches, first aid kit, glow sticks, camping roll up water carrier...??

Wolfiefan · 09/08/2015 08:32

Face paint or a mask to fool the zombies?
Stinky deodorant to do the same?
Running shoes? Zombies are slow

imsorryiasked · 09/08/2015 08:38

Loo roll printed with crossword
A book like How to do or one of the Dummies or Haynes manuals

Ilovenannyplum · 09/08/2015 08:43

Darryl from The Walking Dead Wink

CarriesBucketOfBlood · 09/08/2015 08:44

Bottle opener, one of those para cord bracelets with a million uses, Zombie Apocalypse for dummies, a map (of somewhere like his favourite city/ part of london etc so could use for decoration), boxset of the walking dead??

LokiBear · 09/08/2015 08:48

Love these ideas!

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 09/08/2015 08:51

Shock @Darryl.................surely Rick Xmas Wink

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 09/08/2015 08:53

Zombie Repellant Hot Sauce (chilli) - it's a thing, I Googled

And you'll need a Zombie Apocolypse Rucksack doncha know Wink

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 09/08/2015 08:57

Don't buy him a horse called "Buttons" (shudders)

I didn't actually watch the blardy programme but a few times I had to supervise veiwing while my DS watched it.

PandaMummyofOne · 09/08/2015 09:30

I know, I know. Rick and Daryl!

AlanPacino · 09/08/2015 09:34

Get a bible from a second hand book shop, he can use it to ward them off, or is that just vampires? An OS map of the area he lives.

SideOrderofChips · 09/08/2015 09:40

What about the zombie survival guide?

cosytoaster · 09/08/2015 09:51

Unfortunately my boys are at their dad's this weekend - they regularly talk about what they'd do if there's a zombie apocalypse! I think Firebox have quite a lot of zombie related stuff.

Ilovenannyplum · 09/08/2015 12:17

@70isa
Rick is all yours! I can't take him seriously because in my head, he's the man from Love Actually holding up the signs for Keira Knightly!

Binglet · 22/08/2015 18:45

I did this for my DP last year. I got him:

An archery experience voucher (groupon)
Zombie Survival Guide
A paracord bracelet
Torch
Teeny tiny bottle of rum
Mini hammer
Tiny frying pan
Some energy bars
Glow sticks

Binglet · 22/08/2015 18:47

I also put matches and a lighter in. I put it all in a DVD storage box from IKEA and taped "Zombie Survival Kit" in scary font on top! He loved it. It was his favourite gift!

nocutsnobuttsnococonuts · 23/08/2015 11:19

a zombie killing tshirt - look on eBay! I have one has 'this is my zombie killing shirt' on the front with a bloody handprint Grin

zombiemeow · 23/08/2015 15:35

Definitely zombie survival guide!

One year I got zombie tarot cards, they're just a joke thing that basically tell you you will be eaten by a zombie Grin

amarmai · 23/08/2015 16:20

a bicycle with non puncture tires and a good long cahin -not for locking it up!

SideOrderofChips · 23/08/2015 17:08

Nannyplum I'll take Rick. Yum. Even in love Actually. Yum.

boobubsmum · 24/08/2015 10:24

I went to a workshop on how to survive a zombie apocalypse (a good number of years ago now) perhaps tickets to something like that if there's one in your area?

OneBiscuitAtATime · 24/08/2015 10:32

Am I showing my age here? Rick will always be Egg to me Grin

FauxFox · 24/08/2015 10:41

mug
and extra strong coffee - sleep is for the weak come the apocalypse...and plasters - can't have them smelling the blood!

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