Can we start a thread on stupid xmas presents for people who already have evrything?

[Marne]

Was looking for something for my dad for xmas, he's the most ungreatful person and already has evrything so i thought i would get him this

nothing

A bit too much money for nothing though but worth it to see his face

Blimey, better to spend it on some kind of charitable gift if he has everything?

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Only comes out twice a year so if he doesn't like the first one he won't get annoyed every month But it's really very good.

A goat from Oxfam.