I told her Father Christmas was leaving at midnight, but apparently that's plenty of time for the Elves to pack the sleigh. 
Here it is; (The spelling is DDs, not my typos)
Dear Santa
I would like a.....
- Mounting bike!
2)Boxing golves exter pading pleas!
3)Backitball kit!
4)Backitball size!
5)Backitball hoop!
- Boxing Pad!
Please can I ahve theis
Love
from
DD
Well no, the sleigh is well and truly packed by now, isn't it?!