Ponce, moi? But this year I'd like some christmas decorations that are (burnt) orange, (olive) green, (slate) grey and maybe a kind of slubby taupe. They are not going on a tasteful real tree but on a white fibre-optic number, in the kitchen (I know it sounds mad, but I think it will work).
They also need to be cheap!
I've searched online but not had any luck. Has anybody seen anything like this? If not, I'd better buy some sample paints and get creative.