Twiggy shit

[DuelingFanjo]

Where do I buy that fake firtree garlandy stuff, not tinsel?
Or can I go and hack some of the real stuff off a tree - if so how do I stop it shedding everywhere?

The fake firtree garlands- do you have any of those "The Christmas Shop" that spring up in shopping centres about now?
I bought mine there years ago (still going strong)

I thought you meant the spray painted twigs with sparkly bits stuck on. I was in a large supermarket , a woman said "Oh, look these are nice"
I was No missus they be Twiggy Shit (but not out loud )

lol - I thought the title 'twiggy shit' might attract loads of responses.

Christmas shops sound like a plan. I want it to trail down my banister - is that naff?

If that is wrong, frankly I don't want to be right.

Trailing down the bannister is nice. I wrap mine round like a spiral.