My employer likes to insult my (very fetching) Dalmatian-printed jumper whenever he sees it. I would like to encourage him to see the error of his ways by getting him the brightest, ugliest, preferably animal-themed jumper I can find.
Bonus points for the el cheapo ones!
Ones I like so far:
Santa jumper - It has a hood
Reindeer - it is garish and even has a bobble on the front 
The only thing with those two is they're OOS online so will have to check local asda.
Please share any others you've seen!