I'll vote for the political party that caps Christmas presents at a fiver.

[AlphaBravoHenryFoxtons]

And makes it illegal for anyone to send Christmas cards to people they'll be seeing before the end of the 12 days of Christmas.

Bah humbug!

Can you ask them to ban fireworks after the 5th?
I was listenening to neighbours fireworks last night at 10pm.
It's the 10th FFS , I raged.

I don't send cards unless it's posted to family that I won;t see.

I'll vote for them too

And also they could castrate the person who called me this morning, at 11am. PPI insurance