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Janet & Roy mystery round-robin

407 replies

AndHarry · 19/10/2014 16:56

Are we doing Janet & Roy this year? I haven't spotted a thread yet.

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NanaNina · 13/11/2014 17:11

LOVE this idea - but am a bit confused......do the writer's of the letters send a copy to the MN who has nominated someone..........? I usually write a spoof (similar to the ones posted) for friends who I know will find it funny.

Very happy to do one with a Birmingham post mark.........I have a longish para about various health problems, and one about laying the new patio (it's oh so boring..) and of course the boasts about the children/grandchildren's music exams - you know the sort of thing Grade 8 on saxophone/flute.

Incidentally have any of you read the books by Simon Hoggart "The Hamster who loved Puccini" was one of them and I think the other was something like "The cat who could open the fridge" - I think he put them both in one book and they're very funny. I remember one extract: "Verity excels at her violin playing and she strolls around the house playing, like a wondering minstrel." Sick making or what!! And "our grandson Oscar at just 18 months has many phrases including "Ready Steady Go!" and is having a stab at "Baa baa black sheep..........."

BrendaBlackhead · 13/11/2014 17:14

I have both books. Don't know whether to laugh or cry at the entries.

hackmum · 13/11/2014 17:25

"In July Roy had some troubles with his prostate that were soon sorted by his GP. It was not in any way related to 'that other business' and Janet is happy to report that she has forgiven Roy and the pair are stronger than ever. "

Mega chortles at this. I'm starting to believe in Janet and Roy - all of them.

AndHarry · 13/11/2014 17:31

NanaNina the writer sends directly to the nominee so they get the full benefit of an odd postmark. It's always nice to PM a copy to the nominating MNer though so they can see what you've done, or post it on here so we can all have a laugh.

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DXBMermaid · 13/11/2014 17:36

Can send one from Dubai is anyone is interested. Just send me a PM.

Awks · 13/11/2014 17:45

Gawd I am laughing my head off at these, am happy to do one from the North Yorkshire coast if anyone would like me to. I can sense that Janet and Roy will be talking about their decorating plans for 2015. I think I might even include a swatch of wallpaper with my letter Grin pm me if you want one doing

seagull70 · 13/11/2014 17:49

I'm in - happy to send one from North Wiltshire.

Grin

And I have someone in mind who would love to receive one if anyone wants to do one. Doesn't matter where you are from x

mrselizabethdarcy · 13/11/2014 17:49

Apply - im in Middlesbrough. I would love to do one and have a nominee in mind too.

PrettyPictures92 · 13/11/2014 17:50

duckbilled sure Grin

skyninja · 13/11/2014 18:00

See, I really think my aunt would like one of these....

I'm happy to write one from Surrey. Could probably nip in to Berks or Hants to post if needed. Or indeed the mythical Middlesex.

PrettyPictures92 · 13/11/2014 18:01

Just pm me with details and anything you want included etc, I'll get right on it Grin

DontGotoRoehampton · 13/11/2014 18:02

Happy to offer one from Godalming, Surrey...

KinkyDorito · 13/11/2014 18:04

I've just done one after reading. Might have a tinker with it yet.

It’s been an eventful year here. Becky and Chris have had their first. They’ve called him Steale, which is quite an unusual name – he’ll be the only one in the class, that’s for sure! He is beautiful. He is already coasting around the furniture and giving Barney a hell of a time when they visit us! We have to keep a careful eye on the biscuit-tin too!

Yes, Barney is still going. He will be twenty three next year which is very impressive. Your tabby was quite old? I think it must be in their genetics. He does have a lot of accidents now but I’ve treated myself to a steam-mop which makes very light work of it for me. Roy has got over the credit card bill!

Stuart is doing really well at his new place. He’s made me some lovely macramé pot holders. I’ve got so many now, I could have my own stall at a craft fair! If you’re ever short of a macramé pot holder, I’m your girl!

I’m still working part time at the shop, but Roy has retired now. He spends the days helping me out around the house and doing a bit of weeding. I strongly suspect he has developed a Jeremy Kyle habit as the Sky Box always clicks onto ITV2 when I get in from work. He assures me that it is a technological fluke, but I’m not so sure! He’ll be asking me for DNA tests next!

Anyway, as a retirement gift to himself Roy decided we should do something exciting, so we bought a barge! It really is delightful to relax on the canal, although I’m yet to find my sea-legs! Roy is quite dynamic behind the wheel, but I often need a little sit-down with a glass of something when we’re on-board. If you’re ever in the area, do come and join us!

We did have a lovely holiday to Salou in Spain in June – we try to avoid the summer holidays because it gets rather busy with children. We all know children are wonderful – when they’re yours!!! We like the quieter days when you can have a lovely stroll along the sands without toddlers at your feet. Anyway, it was a glorious fortnight although Roy had an awful time with some unfortunate tapas. He was on the toilet for at least twelve hours. We had to see the hotel doctor who could barely speak a word of English and then we had to go to hospital!! It was all rather distressing but I got a Radley bag for £10 in the market on the way back. Roy was fine, by the way – up and flamenco dancing with the waitress by 8pm that evening!

Anyway, it is the season to reach out and touch people, and we hope that you feel touched by our letter. We hope that we can catch up in the New Year – 2015, who’d have thought it?!

Minnie911 · 13/11/2014 18:39

Frankie80 - I can send one from aberdeen?

DontGotoRoehampton · 13/11/2014 18:40

Kinky - hope you don't mind - want to use yours as a basis and adapt?

seagull70 · 13/11/2014 18:49

Are we all writing these onto posh notepaper then?

DontGotoRoehampton · 13/11/2014 18:57

I was thinking- plain paper for the printed round robin, but in a nice card with a robin on?

DontGotoRoehampton · 13/11/2014 18:58

It’s been an eventful year here. Natalie and Chris have had their first. He is beautiful and has Roy’s chin – everyone notices that straight away, and although Roy pretends to be miffed we think he is secretly pleased! We have to keep Soda in the kitchen when they visit as Jaiden is into everything – we need to have eyes in the backs of our heads!

Stuart is doing really well at his new place. He has already been promoted, but has asked us not to brag about it, so please keep it to yourselves!
Janet is still working part time at the shop, and we are doing really well – donations are up after we did the house-to-house flyers, and we are hoping to get the areas prize this year for window displays – fingers crossed!
Roy is enjoying his second year of retirement and has improved his handicap – we joke about giving the pro a run for his money!

We did have a lovely holiday to Salou in Spain in June – we try to avoid the summer holidays because it gets rather busy with children. We all know children are wonderful – when they’re yours!!! We like the quieter days when you can have a lovely stroll along the sands without toddlers at your feet, although when Jaiden is toddling, we will probably change our tune!

Anyway, it is the season to reach out and touch people, and we hope that you feel touched by our letter. We hope that we can catch up in the New Year – 2015, who’d have thought it?!

KinkyDorito · 13/11/2014 18:59

Don't go ahead - that's why I put it up here Smile. I might still change it a bit yet.

KinkyDorito · 13/11/2014 19:00

I've read it - I love
Stuart is doing really well at his new place. He has already been promoted, but has asked us not to brag about it, so please keep it to yourselves! Grin

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seagull70 · 13/11/2014 19:04

snapechat can we pair up?

FTRsGotAShinyNewNN · 13/11/2014 19:06

I'd love to join in, I can send one from Newcastle if that's any good to anyone Smile

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seagull70 · 13/11/2014 19:18

Well mine is ready to go, open to takers and I have a nominee in mind if anyone offering Smile

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