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Janet & Roy mystery round-robin

407 replies

AndHarry · 19/10/2014 16:56

Are we doing Janet & Roy this year? I haven't spotted a thread yet.

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AndHarry · 20/10/2014 08:54

blahblah, savoycabbage is in Sydney.

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dobedobedo · 20/10/2014 09:00

I'm in Northants and would love to write one! Grin

If anyone is in Northern Ireland, I know someone who would shit a brick if they received one. Especially if it says "see you on the 28th" at the end!

askyfullofstars · 20/10/2014 09:02

sorry balls didnt realise you had one sorted.
borisbaby have pm'ed you.

mummylin2495 · 20/10/2014 13:40

I am sorted thanks to FloatingPorpoise

EnterNicknameHere · 20/10/2014 13:44

I have a recipient in mind! My DSIS, she would be so confused and I would definitely be the first person she would ring about it. Grin she would find it very funny when I revealed all a week later if my face doesn't give it away before that! Any postcode would be fine.

Spadequeen · 20/10/2014 13:54

I have to do this to my parents!!!

RunawayReindeer · 20/10/2014 16:59

Yep my parents need to became and roy'd! I'm happy to send one from West mids (Worcester or Hereford, possibly Birmingham if wanted) I could do with a southern Welsh postcode- dad's a Cardiff boy and he would LOL

AndHarry · 20/10/2014 17:36

FourWallsClosing is in Newport RunawayReindeer.

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RunawayReindeer · 20/10/2014 18:44

Have pm'ed you fourwalls if nobody wants a letter from my part of the world! I would be happy to write and e-mail to someone else if you're short of ideas? Or even post a handwritten one to you for you to send on if short of time

AndHarry · 20/10/2014 18:55

Right. My Janet & Roy's instalment from 2014:

Dear friends,

Time for the annual round-up once again. It’s been such an exciting year and such a lovely change from the rather dismal happenings of 2013.

Last Christmas dinner was enlivened by dearest Honour announcing her pregnancy. She was very well throughout and our first grandchild, darling Araminta, was born on the 3rd June, a couple of weeks early but utterly perfect in every way. Honour and James have taken to parenthood like ducks to water and we’re enjoying being grandparents immensely. Little Araminta (we call her Minty) travels like a dream. Roy took her and Honour to the USA PGA and she actually coo-ed when McIlroy played his final round.

Janet has not been behindhand on grandparenting either. She and Honour took Minty to Fashion Week in September and everyone just adored her. Stella McCartney actually said that she wants Minty to feature in her next collection for Gap Kids so watch those billboards! Minty started crawling on Bonfire Night and the health visitor says she’s terribly advanced. James’ mother Gloria knows Sophia Gubb and she confirmed our suspicions that Minty is an Indigo child. It’s all very exciting and we can’t wait to see what she does next. It’s now of course that the worrying starts but Janet has been reading up on the latest research and making sure that Minty has her name down for the schools that will provide the right environment for her individuality to thrive.

Minty’s arrival has meant another overhaul of the house. Denise came specially to convert the golden lily room into a nursery and it is a perfect reflection of Minty’s personality.

Roy and Tim campaigned on the winning side for the women to be permitted membership of St Andrew’s. They’re thrilled that the decision came in time for the Ryder Cup and we believe their modest effort made an effective difference to the outcome.

Janet, Gloria, Emma and Jennifer went on a tour of the Holy Land over the summer on an idea-finding mission for the church concert this Christmas. We were worried that the recent hostilities would put an end to the trip - and isn’t the non-availability travel insurance for seniors an absolute scandal? - but a few well-placed calls got the four safely to Bethlehem, sadly not very holy these days. As many of you know, Emma was deeply affected by the trip and immediately upon her return handed in her notice to join Medecins San Frontieres. We’re awfully proud of her of course and this year’s carol concert will raise money to aid her endeavours. She’s in Liberia at the moment with no prospect of coming home for Christmas but of course we’re awfully proud of her and this year’s carol concert will raise money to aid her endeavours.

Frances is now a confirmed old lady. She misses Horatio dreadfully but has mellowed considerably and no longer drags mice into the orangery. She clearly senses Horatio’s essence and enjoys curling up in the sun at the spot where is buried under the pebble walk. We have so much to learn from animals about our true spiritual selves.

On that thought, our note comes to an end. We hope to see as many of you as possible at the Christening and many more of you on our travels throughout the year.

Wishing you a very merry Christmas, with love,

Janet and Roy

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makemineapinot · 20/10/2014 19:13

Ooooh I need one for my brother and his wife!! They live in England, we're in Scotland so could be posted anywhere!! I'm happy to return the favour with a postmark from West Central Scotland Smile

andadietcoke · 20/10/2014 19:19

I'd love one for my parents, especially one with a 'see you on the 28th' message. And a name change - Janet is my mum's best school friend and Roy is her husband! Yorkshire/Manchester/Cheshire would be perfect. I can return one from Manchester/Cheshire

CatThiefKeith · 20/10/2014 19:41

But if everyone uses different names it won't be anywhere near as funny if you come across another recipient (as opposed to one you have nominated yourself) because you will never be sure whether they really do have forgotten friends called 'Carol and Bob' or whether they know another Mumsnetter.

I ran the thread last year, but will be a bit too busy to give it my full attention this year.

Traditionally it is launched in Chat, mid November. Smile

AndHarry · 20/10/2014 19:45

Ooo, sorry CatThief Blush The bargains thread has obviously made me think Christmas thoughts too early this year.

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CatThiefKeith · 20/10/2014 19:51
Smile

Not at all, it is never too early to start thinking about Christmas, or Janet and Roy, I was being clumsily helpful.

If you start too early people forget, or the thread dies off. It's great fun, but very time consuming, and I really don't want to run it this year.

All yours m'lovely. SmileSmile

AndHarry · 20/10/2014 19:54
Thanks

Right you lot, no forgetting!

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Littledidsheknow · 20/10/2014 19:55

Naice village in rural South Wales here. I know a few ridiculous countryside/ AmDram/ WI / village elder types so will have plenty of inspiration.

RunawayReindeer · 20/10/2014 20:17

Do me little could hey potentially know some cattle farmers from rural Herefordshire???

RunawayReindeer · 20/10/2014 20:17

For me to send to them, obvs (my parents are not actually cattle farmers from rural Herefordshire)

FourWallsClosing · 20/10/2014 20:19

Just replied Runaway, sadly very excited to do one again this year!

Harrin · 20/10/2014 21:38

Love this! Have the perfect person to send one too, would need to be from Surrey or Kent.

Not sure how well I'd do but I can send one from Bristol if that's any good to anyone?

ballsballsballs · 20/10/2014 21:58

Flump thank you! I will have a think and PM you. Grin

OscarWinningActress · 20/10/2014 22:09

Marking place. I have some recipients in mind Grin.

Littledidsheknow · 20/10/2014 22:11

It seems likely, runawayreindeer, they're all quite close knit and peculiar in their ways. I dare say they'd have met likeminded folks at tractor conventions and combine harvester races (this really is a thing), so is well within the bounds of possibility!

Desertrunner · 20/10/2014 23:57

Oh this is soooo funny! Just showed DH and he is howling laughing. We could send one for anyone who'd like something sent from Scotland, just thinking where to get one sent from in England to the in laws.
I had no idea what Janet and Roy was, but this is hysterical. Love the sample letters up thread!