Or at least the children have TOLD me they can't be switched off. 
The furbies in this house are fast heading for extradition to the shed. On what grounds I cannot be concise but I am working on it.
Also on my personal shitlist this meteorologically challenged Christmas:
The V tech Toot Toot vehicles. Heard the songs? Once was enough. They are LEAVING THE BUILDING (I'm sure it was MN's fault, they were on that recommended email at least once)
Please feel free to add Satan's contribution to your own festivities. 