Bizarre Xmas Wish list - HELP!

[Nuttychicken]

I collected DS from after school club and was presented with his Xmas wish list which he's been working on today. Before reading it I was all choked up and felt a lump rising in my throat. This soon turned to shock and slight feeling of nausea as I read while being interrogated by a concerned/curious member of staff.

The list was (in the order they were written)

1. A bedroom door
2. A star chart
3. A cupboard for my shoes
4. An iPad

Anyone else had weird things on their DC's santa letter? Or is it just us?!
For the record he has the first 3 items on the list...

henrietta can you buy The Certain Special Fish as late as possible on Christmas Eve, tie some ribbons on the top of its bag and leave the bag floating in the tank till morning? Perhaps with a treasure trail to the tank for DS to follow.
I know new fish are supposed to float for a bit to acclimatise but you would have to check you wouldn't murder it by keeping it like that overnight

Last year it was 'something green' which was rather lovely :)

This year he's got a bit more specific (and raised his sights as someone else has said)... So the list is...

Chocolate, Lollypops, Cake and Icecream.

(shudders at the idea of sugar steeped child on Christnas morn. Cries)

I'm glad mine hadn't got around to asking for toys, as I can have free rein buying toys I want him to have and experience va toys he wants! He did see an advert on tv for a remote control postman pat van, and asked me to get it, but didn't make the connection that he could ask Santa for it - i said no and there were tears (and then I got it later and will blame father Christmas!(

Loving some of the strange requests. Something Green definitely a favourite! [Grin]