I have sewed myself an Elf costume which I will wear for the entire of advent, I will also only answer to the name Mrs Jingle Bells. The DCs bedrooms have all been painted a festive red tartan, to match their Christmas bedding, Christmas rugs and Christmas wastepaper bins.
Our bathrooms will have Christmas towels and instead of toliet paper we will 'recycle' last years Christmas cards for our Advent bum wiping :)
The DC will love their 5 calendars they have to open each day (Chocolate one, Lego, Playmobil, Homemade advent bunting and Wooden Advent House). They will be offered a choice of 10 different Christmas crafts and activities for each day and a trip to Lapland each weekend.
DH has built a home cinema in the basement which we will use entirely for viewing Christmas movies (a different one for each day of advent obviously) and a we have hired a small monkey who will serve roasted nuts and popcorn on demand.
Oops I almost forgot about the all important Christmas pajamas, 6 pairs per DC should do it and the Christmas slippers, dressing gowns, toothbrush, toothbrush holder, mug. And a Christmas tree in each of their rooms and three downstairs.
We shall also be doing the school run in a replica Santa sleigh pulled by 4 reindeer who we have hand-reared on a diet of glitter and gluten free gingerbread...
Do I win? 