My son was desperately trying on those animal/novelty style crochet hats you get for toddlers (owls/robots etc) today, nice ones from from the fancy outdoor store, not cheapy crap :o
Big problem is that he isn't age 2-4, he is 12 and 5'7 so we need something suitable for an adult :)
And before anyone mentions bullying etc, he has more than enough confidence to pull it off cocky dude