You know Shrek the Halls? There's that bit in the beginning where Shrek says to Donkey "Hold that thought" and then travels the far-flung lands to the bookshop, to some operatic opening-credits music, something dense and dark and Götterdamerung-y...
Except, they've done CHRISTMAS lyrics. I can't understand what they're singing, after "It's Christmastime..." and the bastards who did this [no doubt, delightfully funny] filk have NOT troubled themselves to put it in the subtitles.
Anybody know the lyrics to this? Because I'd like to go around the shops singing this in due course.
What's left of my sanity and I thank you in advance...