Quick - what shall we name our Elf?

[SantaFrontPaws]

He's a creepy looking little fecker... I'm just doing his 'adoption' papers.

Bad Mumsnet making me to order a shelf elf when I was drunk.

What's a shelf elf?

Dobby ?

Alf ?

I dunno ?

www.elfontheshelf.com

Love child of Chucky and a garden gnome.

Ebbie...as in Ebenezer (Scrooge) so if the DCs don't behave, you can terrify them with A Christmas Carol ?

I'm a terrible person, I know.

Sounds like a girls name. I like the way you think though.

Dave.

Hmmm. Maybe not so terrible them ?

Mr. Escra Ooge ?

Doesn't have to make sense, does it ?!

Mr. Uoo-wil Bee-Hayve ?

Ricky

Ours is called Sheldon (as in Dr Sheldon Cooper)
The DC vetoed Howard (Wolowitz)

Bah Humbug.

Clarence, or Aloysius, or Gregory.

Ours is called jingles, I printed off a passport for him and put his surname as Bells, my 4 yr old charge thinks its a brilliant name!

Ours is called Figgy P Ooding Esq!

We let our DD aged 2.9 name ours (handmade girl elf so not as creepy looking as the original one!). Her preferred name was Father Christmas but we thought that would be a little confusing so we settled on her second choice of Belle (as in jingle bells)

Ours is called Arnie! Named by ds age 3 :)

Bernard

Ours is Holly (she is a girl elf)

ours is called Jingle

I wanted to call ours Herman , DH wouldn't let me so he's now called Ludwig

Bob

Richard

Captain Christmas

DeathFire

Nobbo

Ours is called Elvin

Buddy is really popular too (as in the film Elf)

RudeElf the red nosey brain-seer.

Ours is Trixi

DS (2.5) named ours Little Christmas. He doesn't know that many names to choose from, and since it is the first time he's ever 'named' anything we're sticking with it!