I'm getting so excited about Christmas this year!
Having originally thought it was going to be just myself & DH, plans have changed and my mum, dad and one of my brothers will be joining us.
My other brother (who I'm closer to and who is the life and soul of our family gatherings) won't be home this year. This is his first christmas away from home 
Anyway I'd like to make the day fun and keep the energy going (I think it can turn into a mundane day when there are no DC around).
So I came up with the idea of doing up stockings for everyone. I'd like to make them cheap and cheerful and funny.
So far I've thought of -
Brother - bald head hair brush, grow your own hair kit
Dad - fart pants,
Mum - grow your own Jesus kit (family joke, don't ask!)
But I'm not sure what else to include. We are quite jokey and sarcastic with each other.
I'd also like to send one to my other brother so he has a bit of home with him.
Any ideas?