Oxford Street chrimbo lights

[Frontpaw]

Now I have had a whinge before about these but I feel it needs a wider audience.

This year it is sponsored by Marmite (with the "love it or hate it" tagline.

1. You are not allowed to hate christmas. Its the law.

1. Santa eating marmitey toast? What?? He eats mince pies and that is all.

1. Barfing elves. Yes, hurling into their little elvine hats. Presumable the ones who don't love Marmite (or Christmas, it's not made clear).

What is going on? I thought they hit a low when Findus Fish Fingers were the sponsors.

I am intrigued. I hate Marmite, but the boys love it....and they love Crimbo lights. Best we book it in.