Lotso Hugging Bear- he is depressing me!

[HollyGoDroopy]

DD got him for Christmas and he never shuts up.
He makes passive aggressive comments constantly and is very needy, I feel like a toxic relative has moved in.
His voice reminds me of the dirty old man in Family Guy too.

What does he say Holly. Does he smell too?

I cannot understand why he is popular. Wasn't he the evil one?
Tell us of his toxic comments.

Yes he smells and tells us to smell him all the time.

He has this really sad wavery voice.

I can't BEAR it any longer.

I might be pink on the outside but I'm blue inside.

You're my only friend.

I'm so lonely.

And so on and so on. Even when he laughs he sounds sad

We have the non talking ones here, much more pleasant.

He is the evil one Sue and he's doing my head in.

That's not very Christmassy. A depressed bear. Sounds like he needs a drink

Bugger me, really? I have an Ex like that. Though I hope Lotso smells more of strawberries than of cheap lager, tobacco and desperation.

Sparkling, he sounds like he drinks alone a lot while listening to Johnny Cash.

He just told dd to stop making so much noise.

Sue .

Could you buy the knackered tiny tears that was his friend in the film? She looks fun.

We've got him. DS rolls on him in his sleep and I wake up to 'won't you give me a hug, please?'

They fell out didn't they?

Oh did they? Not a huge TS3 fan. That incinerator scene.

Big baby rebelled. She joined barbie and ken who made sunny side groovy once again.

The incinerator scene upsets me too.

Mud I am of your film knowledge- you must have been concentrating unlike me.

We've seen it 343268000 times. DS is obsessed.
I have to pay attention or he shouts at me

dd1 has the giant non talking one, so much easier but she is carrying the bloody thing around everywhere, do you know how much space a 3 foot tall bear takes up?