Another "well I never knew that!" thread, this time with a Christmassy twist!

[posey]

I always thought Jona Lewie was a one hit wonder with "Stop the Cavalry." I had no idea he did "Always in the kitchen at parties" until my dh and sil were talking about it at the weekend

I like his voice - it is sort of nice/weird.

Also - I did know that.

I need to write a Christmas hit single. I bet Jonah Louie is still raking in the royalties from Stop the Cavalry.

I knew that.

Redrubyblues - have you ever seen the film About a Boy? Hugh Grant plays someone who lives off the royalties from a Christmas song.

Get your pen out.

Ooh I love 'in the kitchen at parties'

I knew he did both those songs as well

I have a pen! I have a pen!

Give me the first line.

And I said
'Well. I never knew that'

There's your line

I can't believe everyone knew that and not me!
How's the new Christmas song writing coming along?

I have lost the mojo I never had in the first place.

Double tragedy.

We need an MN Christmas song. The Military Wives can do it and so can we!

Naice ham
Greggs sausage rolls roasting on an open fire
Bum sex on Christmas Eve with Santa

etc etc

Tiddley pom bears in the chorus.

I never knew sprouts grew on stalks until I moved to the north west.

I only knew it when the Ikea ad came out and I googled the song! I'd never heard it before the ad though.

Mistletoe and Fruitshoots.

Who is the wordsmith of MN? I need help