Every single feckin decoration that we own is now on the tree. Even the 8 strands of gold beads which were hidden in the bottom of the box and 14 (yes 14) strands of tinsel.
It looks like it was decorated by elves on acid!
Now if the Dses were 3 and 5, fine I could understand, but FFS my 2 are almost 14 and almost 12.
One branch is particularly fetching with 8 different coloured baubles on it
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Guess what I'll be doing tonight