Child-friendly Christmas jokes?

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Camerondiazepam · 01/12/2011 13:08

I'm doing a daily-activity-type advent calendar with my 2 dds and one of them is "Learn a Christmas joke to tell the GPs" so I need some inspiration! DD1 is 5 so they need to be fairly simple - bring 'em on please!

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iklboo · 01/12/2011 13:09

Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other 'Can you smell carrot?'

thisisyesterday · 01/12/2011 13:11

what goes red white red white red white red white?

santa rolling down a hill

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Camerondiazepam · 01/12/2011 13:27

thanks! any more at all?

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EduStudent · 01/12/2011 14:56

Where do snowmen go to the toilet?

In an igloo

insanityscratching · 01/12/2011 18:44

From dd

What do you get when you cross a snowflake with a shark?

Frostbite

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Camerondiazepam · 01/12/2011 19:26

Brilliant, keep 'em coming!

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Tikkabillajive · 01/12/2011 19:26

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A Mince Spy!

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Camerondiazepam · 06/12/2011 13:48

Bumping this, there must be some more out there - thanks to those who've contributed so far

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