It does not smell of fir tree because we have a fake one this year :(.
It does not smell of cold and brrrrr because we live in Dubai (hence fake tree).
It does not smell of log fires. See above.
It does not smell of port brandy and cigars and mulled wine and the odd sneaky fag because there's only me and the kids here. No cousins and uncles and grandpas and siblings.
It does not even smell of Christmas cooking because there are only 4 of us for Christmas so no need to go crazy, and we're eating out for Christmas dinner, and we're going out for stollen and mince pies Christmas eve.
I suppose I'll make some mince pies.
I did get the children to stick cloves in oranges and they smell lovely when you shove them up your nose and snort, but they are not exactly permeating the house with warm Christmassy smell.
Does your house smell lovely? Wish I could come and have a sniff.