OK - buffet issues? important guests? no ideas for Christmas dinner? you just want a recipe that hasn't been done to death? HONESTLY, TRUST ME, I HAVE THE ANSWER HERE....

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.. this is EXACTLY what you need to cook

I shall unashamedly bump in case anyone who needs it misses out.

OMG!

Class!

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

Must put the ingredients on the shopping list

Amazing!
I'm going to do that for Boxing Day tea.

good ain't it

But surely it needs to be cooked before serving? Those crowns must be flammable?

Oh my Good Lord

For Chippy, the crispy version

Is that a camel?

Not sure, looked like a plasticine car on rollers to me.

mmmmmm. Is one of the sausages smoking?

hahahahahahahahaha brilliant.

THe one at the front?

Yes.

A truly enormous joint.

What is all the stuff in the bottom? Onions?

Bleugh it looks horrible!

What is that on the right?

And what is the 'straw' made out of?

Thank you. I should hate to poison my guests.

possibly sauerkraut, but I wouldn't swear to it in most courts of law.

Reckon the 'straw' is sauerkraut?

Ah

if you hang your mouse over the pic, there is commentary eg

"poor horse suffers broken neck"

Yes, it's a camel it seems

look at the front leg and you can see the camel toe

That's fab. I'm tempted to do it with mini salami and Parma ham. Classy.

Hideous :o

That is hysterical. Thank you!