Silly present for a teacher!

[lifeinagoldfishbowl]

A good friend of mine is a secondary school teacher and I have been struggling to think what to buy her until I came across a paper aeroplane making kit, I am now trying to think what else I can put in a small hamper of silliness, I have thought about

• aeroplane making kit
• small bottle of wine
• big rubber for mistakes

Any more ideas

a small bottle of wine is very silly indeed

It's a nice idea but I am not finding it silly enough yet - she would love a whoopie cushion

lol C0rn

Don't want it particulally silly but just want some fun things that poke fun at being at school like a whoopie cushion, paper aeroplanes and a teacher needing a bottle of wine in her handbag

An apple, or an Apple?

You going to be doing this every year?

A pet for the teacher.
A mini megaphone
Ear plugs

Red pen

Throat sweets

Whistle