Who on MN would like to kill their GP?

[SheDrewTheLine]

We've all heard of GPs killing their patients, but I just wondered how many of you fellow MNers would like to kill your GP, or a GP that you know.

If I could do a poll I would do...

Would like to kill their GP
Wouldn't fancy killing their GP
Can't decide either way

Look forward to your answers!

My GP is truly lovely and I do not have homicidal feelings toward her...

Would like to kill junior GP who either says 'I don't know what's wrong, leave it a week and see if it gets better' (when I've been up seven days with a screaming baby) or says 'what do you think is wrong' - a reasonable question but if I knew WTF would I have made an appointment!?

My senior GP is lovely though. But he's so lovely you can never get to see him

this is weird

mine is lovely too.
Have you got a crap one then shedrew?

fuck off sweetie. ( at OP )

seemed like a valid question harleyd
sorry

just wanted to get a range of answers

???? (at Idrank)

You're all a bit hostile tonight aren't you? Tons of people post inane 'survey opinions' type posts and you don't jump all over them. Or is the OP a troll and you all know something I don't?

Could you change your GP practice if you are unhappy???

okaaaaaaaaay..........

thanks Homicidal
apt name for this post BTW

not a troll, I promise
have been on MN for years under various names and never a troll am I

????? Yourself shedrew. Wtf is your post implying? My uncle is a gp, your post is at best childish, at worst insulting.

So i will repeat; fuck off sweetie.

I think it was the use of the word 'kill' tbh. Even who would like to 'murder' their Gp sounds better imo. Put 'Slap their GP' and you'd have reached 1000 posts by now.

I love my GP.
She is absolutely fab.

yea but come - if you were chatting to you friend in RL and they said

"what you having for dinner"

"do wear knickers with your PJ's"

"have you ever seen a monster"

ok the latter 2 might be a bit odd but you probably would't think too much of it

If they came up to you and said

"do you want to kill x,y,z" - you'd probably give them a look too

(well at least I would)

consider the OP amended then

Who would like to slap/murder their GP in a non-violent way?

I add the disclaimer that I am not condoning any form of violence and i'm sure most GPs are lovely people
If you are a relative of a GP or have one as a friend, please take no offence at this post

It is a harmless piece of fun from someone who has had rubbish experience with GPs over the years, and were this a Tom & Jerry cartoon would have done unmentionable things to them by now.

I understand in real life we can't kill our health professionals

DISCLAIMER OVER

if it is so flipping easy you do it!lets see,after being shouted at.stressed.worked like a dog.yeah NHS piece of piss anyone can do it

shedrewtheline , you so obvoiusly mean kill as in " love to give a good hard slap but wouldnt really as your far too nice"? i have posted similar wording once and was flamed big time ,im convinced everyone thought i was a psyco axe murderer or something! im only dangerous once a month then the white coat comes off and im let out for the weekend! (joke). i think my gp is fab!...... now nursery teachers... thats a whole other thread lol

aye kill the GP trot,off to some new age quack dispensing placebos with o level in sweet fa

disclaimer

lol at "o level insweet fa!", are you gp scottish mummy?

GPs are lovely
they really are
i've met some nice ones

I love my GP, he is FABBO.

As for the shitty emergency doc we saw on saturday night when DH was so seriously ill, and he fobbed us off with it being a virus...... i could quite happily kill him, he was a twunt off the highest order. Turns out DH has severe throat and chest infection and should have been in hospital over the weekend..... virus...... hmmmmm.