Thought I'd share this as it makes ms smile, even after a night of feeds every 20 minutes with 4 week old DS.
A small child was bought into A&E by their parents after having been stung by a wasp. This in itself doesn't warrant the trip but the parents were far more concerned by the fact that, in order to punish the wasp for having stung them, the child had decided to eat said wasp. Clearly the child felt this was a fitting punishment but the parents were rather worried about poisoning/sting ingestion/general ickiness 
(No children were harmed in the telling of this anecdote, the same can't be said for the wasp)
Honestly, the child was fine and got a sticker for being brave entertainingtheA&Estaffnoend--