which book is this poem from??

[Crackopenthebaileys]

My mum used to read me a book when I was a child with lots of poems, which I absolutely loved! We can't remember what is was called, do you know?

One of the poems started:

My mother says there are no joys in ever kissing silly boys, just one small kiss and one tight squeeze can land you with some foul disease'

I thought it may have been Roald Dahl but I still can't find it!

It is Dahl....not sure what in thou' The Price of Debauchery'

here you go

Rhyme Stew

you are amazing! I have been wondering this for yonks....I should have known to just ask Mumsnet in the first place!

Off to find a copy now, my son's going to love it

have just got a new copy on Ebay for £6 with free postage. That can go in the christmas pile, thanks again!