Following on from what book would you most like to burn, and finding this quote from Soup Dragon very amusing - I thought we could do aternative versions of our favourite books.
"I can see a market for alternative versions of "favourite" books.
We're going on a bear hunt
We're going to catch a big one
What a beautiful day!
We're not scared.
Uh-oh! Grass!
Long wavy grass.
We can?t go over it.
We can?t go under it
Fuck it, let's go home. "