One of our Bookstart books was "Look, there's a baby", full of cute, positive rhymes like:
Look, there's a baby who's dressed and ready.
Look, there's a baby who's cuddling teddy.
My ds loves it but it struck me that there are probably more true-to-life versions:
Look, there's a baby who's bottom is smelly.
Look, there's a baby who's watching telly.
Look, there's a baby who's wide awake.
Look, there's a baby who's eating cake.
Any that would sum up your baby???