Which toddler books do you loathe?

[LiverpoolMummy89]

I asked for books for DD2 for Christmas and got some lovely ones that she enjoys but there’s one I absolutely hate - Dear Zoo. I know it’s one of the more well known ones but the fact that the ungrateful little kid sends back all the animals back and gets a perfect puppy at the end grinds my gears 😂

Are there any other books to stay clear of? This is a light hearted thread btw

@Changechangychange they are different graphemes for the same phoneme: ar, al, a, augh. It's not the only phoneme with alternative spellings!

Of course half the country isn't wrong 😆The English language and it's pronunciation is a minefield.