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A fête worse than the Chalet School

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EmilyAlice · 29/06/2015 13:30

Roll up, roll up!
Bid for a mortgage on the doll's house! Pin the tail on the St Bernard! Guess the weight of the handsome doctor! (Or pin the tail on the doctor and guess the weight of the St Bernard). Knit a lime green liberty bodice against the clock!
The Chalet School fête is open.....

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EmilyAlice · 02/07/2015 14:01

I think it would have been a match made in heaven. Singing competitions, sewing competitions, who can have more children competitions, piety competitions....
Imagine them on Facebook and Twitter.
And they would have hated each other. Grin

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EmilyAlice · 02/07/2015 14:25

Joey's tweets:
See MvT has had baby5. Small families LOL
See MvT has new curtains, strange frock material
Kind of MvT to do Platz opera as baby no17 due @ F'heim.

Any more, girls?

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/07/2015 17:15

Swiss TV would be after her to do "Thirteen kids and Counting!"

EatingMyWords · 02/07/2015 19:05

Great thread title. I wonder if anyone's written any Chalet school/ Sound of Music fan fic? Might wonder off and look, it's such an obvious pairing someone must've thought of it before!

hels71 · 02/07/2015 20:36

Cold baths and plumeaux and flowered patterned curtains
Doctors who'll rescue me from death that was certain
Tea parties at freudesheim where Mrs Maynard sings
These are a few of my favourite things.

morningtoncrescent62 · 03/07/2015 09:13

Some fanfic here. There's also a sequel but the formatting goes funny and impossible to unscramble about halfway through.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 04/07/2015 06:47

I sing the charms of Margaret, sweet and kind
No fairer maiden ever graced this day
The richest pearl she is that man could find
It is thy birth-morn! Sweeting, come away.

(So SO happy to see this thread is still going! Must make some time to catch up on it all asap.)

Lurknomoreladies · 04/07/2015 08:17

I knew I'd seen a SOM/CS fanfic somewhere. Thanks Mornington!

And now I need someone to explain to me what, exactly, clock golf is. I know, as the female of the species, I should leave this game to the big strong men, but I'm curious!

hels71 · 04/07/2015 08:42

Happy birthday Madge! Have we an outing planned? I am happy to be the one who leaves the lemonade behind. (But will try to sneak a light country wine instead)

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 04/07/2015 09:34

I'd always assumed that clock golf was kind of like standing at a single point and pivoting around to knock the ball in holes at different angles, like a clock face. I hasten to add that (a) I know nothing about any kind of golf and (b) this is one of my childhood explanations, and these are not always very robust!

DeeWe · 04/07/2015 11:09

hels I rather like lemonade. Please could we leave the sandwiches behind for a change?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 04/07/2015 13:30

I have played clock golf. I have googled the rules, since I was about 10 when I last played, and my memory is not that good.

"HISTORY
John Jaques originated the popular garden game of Clock Golf in the mid 19th Century, along with Croquet and many other garden games. Since the War, many of these old garden games have grown dramatically in popularity, and John Jaques have introduced many new games to add to the choice available. One advantage of Clock Golf over other putting games is that only one hole needs to be cut in the lawn.

SETTING UP
The game of Clock Golf can be played in any garden where there is room for an approximate circle of 10-30ft in diameter. Any shape of lawn is suitable, and any obstacles, such as shrubs, can be played around and merely make the game more interesting. The numbers are pegged into the ground as shown, with adaptation to the space available. The flag and cup is fitted near the centre of the lawn, but offset to one side a little to make some holes longer, and some holes shorter. Tap the cup onto the lawn to mark a ring for guidance, and use a trowel to cut out the hole. Take care not to cut the hole too large or too deep.

PLAY
If there are four players, the game can be one pair against the other, taking turns. However, any number can play, each player scoring for him or herself. Toss a coin to start; first putt is from number 1 to the hole, players take alternate putts and first to hole out wins the hole. The player whose turn is next has the first putt from the next number and so on until all 12 holes have been played. The winner is the player or pair winning most holes. A tied game is decided on a sudden death basis, by the winner of the first extra hole to be won outright; i.e. by the player taking fewer strokes on a hole than any other player.

An alternate method of scoring is to add up the cumulative total of strokes each player has in the game. A game would normally consist of the best of 5 games."

hels71 · 04/07/2015 17:41

Well, you learn something new every day!
Ok, we could leave the sandwiches I suppose!
My brass band was playing at fete today...No sign of clock golf or magnificent dolls houses though. We did play eidelweiss however.

morningtoncrescent62 · 04/07/2015 18:34

Yippee, Nell's back! And on this most auspicious of days as well. I vote we travel light. We're bound to find a peasant's hut with enough smokey milk to keep us going for a fortnight, so let's set off with just our Guide cords and mackintoshes. Did we decide where we're going? hels, so glad to hear you're in a Tzigane band. I hope you had a lovely gentle Sunday playing to the assembled folk.

Well blow me, clock golf actually exists! I always thought it was something EBD had made up.

hels71 · 04/07/2015 19:25

As its Saturday we did not have to be gentle....which is a relief knowing some of our band!!!!!

EElisavetaOfBelsornia · 04/07/2015 19:49

Pop round to Green dorms later, Mornington, I have a picture of hels practising her saxophone that will make you scream with laughter!

EmilyAlice · 04/07/2015 19:59

Yippee, Nell is back from her hols. Which dormy is she in?
Just back from the brown and flame reunion; such fun we had.
Are we off on a jape? Wait for meeee.....

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hels71 · 04/07/2015 20:05

(I am learning the saxophone actually!!!!)

EatingMyWords · 04/07/2015 20:36

Have you got any hilarious pictures hels?
Emily, I hope no one fell off a path into a tree and needed several doctors to rescue them?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 04/07/2015 20:46

Lovely to be back, my lambs EBD forgot I existed for several books you see
I've got a teaset for Madame and a painting of the Platz, I hope she'll like it. I wonder if hels might be so kind as to play a special composition while I present it?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 04/07/2015 20:49

Also, why is it important that the hole in clock golf isn't too large or too deep? Is this just to save one's lawn?

hels71 · 04/07/2015 21:08

I certainly could! I will take a picture the very next time I head off to a nearby woodland at 6am to practice!!

TheObligatoryNotQuiteSoNewGirl · 04/07/2015 21:34

Hello my lambs! I've not been at school since Christmas, since I came down with measles on the day we were due to come back, so then of course all my kid brothers and sisters followed suit, and then just as the last quarantine was about to be up, one of the idiots went and caught whooping cough from the kid next door and so we all had that too!

I hope I'm not too late to be assigned a stall for the fete!!

DeeWe · 04/07/2015 22:12

Sounds like ds' dream 6 months *NewGirl".

In fact he. like Roger from Swallows and Amazons, would be prepared to pay quite a bit of pocketmoney to shake hands with someone with mumps!

morningtoncrescent62 · 05/07/2015 13:13

NewGirl I think you'd better help Matey on the Produce stall - that way she'll be on hand with special milk if you show signs of coming down with anything else. Can't be too careful, you know. Any hilarious disasters involving ruined tablecloths, EmilyAlice? I never could understand why Anna found it so hard to see the funny side of that. After all, it's only an extra bit of washing and devoted as she is to her madcap mistress you'd have thought she'd have been glad of the opportunity to restore everything to rights.

Hels is now going to play the saxophone for our girlishly pretty folk dance display. I do hope the men didn't dig the clock golf holes too large or deep because there might be a Nasty Accident as we trip gaily around.