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Autumn Term at the Chalet School

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Vintagejazz · 25/09/2014 11:19

Just starting a new thread here as I can't spot a new one.

So my lambs feel free to keep spreading the hanes, but watch the slang!

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Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 16/10/2014 01:56

Love Rex and ver ver cool.

Er was it many bushes?

Sounds a tad wild in our lady garden conscious days now but think it was along those lines.

Now thinking of joeys lady garden

Sad
Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 16/10/2014 02:01

On that note I have had 4 children to joeys 11.

Thankfully dd4s school plays aren't as funny as the CS ones or else my second handkerchief would need u
To be stuffed down my knickers

Hey that's what the pocket was for!

Who knew, Wink

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 16/10/2014 10:04

(Is there a long version of Rex?)

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 16/10/2014 11:44

Grin Grin at thinking of Joey's lady garden. Do you think she plaited that too?

In Seven Scamps, Rex Willoughby's real name is Reginald.

Thebody, it is not Many Bushes - I always thought it was too! It's The Witchens. Many Bushes is Phoebe Wychcote's house next door, but I strongly suspect that in every later book they refer to Many Bushes and the fun they had there. (which also sounds wrong. Oh dear.)

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 16/10/2014 11:45

Hey, in Jo the the Rescue, Vanna di Ricci pops up as a concert soloist soprano. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Joey the school's prima donna and if Vanna's singing voice was ever mentioned at all, it was a contralto? And she never once expressed a desire to be a concert singer?

RueDeWakening · 16/10/2014 12:30

Cheddar - if you're doing a transcript, I ended up using Sigil which is a free download and turns your typing into an ebook, I'd give that a go tbh.

I am halfway through Althea, only Prefects to go, then I've read all the CS books that there are transcripts of, in the right order and everything. Although I'm wondering why Summer Term isn't there, that's where Erica and random baby-from-the-train Marie Claire turn up isn't it?

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 16/10/2014 14:33

Okay, will look for Sigil. Thanks, Rue! There is going to be v little progress over the weekend because we're away staying with my dad and it might be a bit rude to sit and type all the time!

Summer Term is one of the few I now don't have. I used to have it as a young teenager, but goodness knows what happened to it. I haven't got Mary-Lou either, but apart from that I think with the transcripts my collection is now complete. Yes, Summer Term is the one where Erica turns up and baby Claire.

RosaliesGinBottle · 16/10/2014 15:27

Nell, Cheddar and anyone else interested, I've just uploaded Girls of the Hamlet Club to the OneDrive account, if anyone wants to start on the 30+ Abbey books by Elsie J Oxenham! I'm in the middle of a reread, and reading in order really really helps with keeping all the characters straight, what with everyone either starting with a J or, later, being a Rose, and throughout, nicknamed something else entirely.

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 16/10/2014 18:12

Ooh are there some new transcripts?

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 16/10/2014 18:15

Has the password changed?

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 16/10/2014 18:49

TooExtra yes you are right my lamb. Frieda mentions the fun they had there in Joey goes to the oberland. Trust me it sounded dire. I mean once all the kids were in bed surely they would have had a drunk or three? But no.
Hmm

Also yes vanna where did that come from? Smile

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 16/10/2014 18:50

My sister had summer term but she keeps a firm hold on it the cow!

hels71 · 16/10/2014 19:45

I found Summer Term in a charity shop for 20p... Grin

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 16/10/2014 20:15

Isn't Summer Term supposed to be pretty dire?

I am snorting most un-Chaletian-like at "Many Bushes".

Currently reading Peggy. Boring book, boring title character. Finding myself rather rooting for the anti-Peggy campaign, and all the more for Phil Craven's attachment to it. Plus major eye-rolling at a pree describing OOAO's defiance as "a nice defiance" and "not meant for cheek". It's just bloody ML!

Gillian of the CS arrived today. I actually don't have very high hopes of it, based on reviews/synopses I've read online, but I'm hoping to recoup what I paid for it once I've read it. For now, my main question is: why is the cover written in Comic Sans? Sorry, I know GGB do a wonderful job and I suspect don't make much profit at all out of it, but for why the Comic Sans? :(
I want to finish off the island books before I go out of sequence to read it, though.

pontefractals · 16/10/2014 20:42

hello all!

I've got a HB Mary-Lou, and I've started transcribing it - don't hold your breath, though, cos I'm also moving house this month...

When I get through that lot (I need an Anna. And possibly a Gaudenz, I have lots of bookshelves to move and am a tad demick.) I'd be very very interested in EJO - please could someone be a poppet and pm me the current password for the onedrive?

EatingMyWords · 16/10/2014 20:45

The password doesn't work for me either. Looking forward to Girls of the Hamlet Club, I've only got a few EJO's.

RueDeWakening · 16/10/2014 21:28

IAmOOAOMaryLou, appropriately enough pontefractals :o

pontefractals · 16/10/2014 21:36

Danke schoen, mein liebling!

EatingMyWords · 16/10/2014 21:41

Thanks!

hels71 · 16/10/2014 21:50

Please can someone tell me where to find these transcripts?? (I have no computer/techno skills what so ever so apologies if it is glaringly obvious!!)

IrenetheQuaint · 16/10/2014 22:15

That's great, Rosalie - I have wanted to read Girls of the Hamlet Club for years! Always had a minor crush on Cicely.

IrenetheQuaint · 16/10/2014 22:20

My password for the transcripts no longer works Shock If someone could PM me the new password I would be everlastingly grateful.

DeWee · 17/10/2014 10:33

Summer Term is one of those that has you rolling your eyes from beginning to end. Luckily I also only paid 20p in a charity shop. Grin

Starts off with Erica naturally recognising Joey from over the road in London (I think it's London anyway) and dashing over to introduce herself as "hello, you've never heard of me, but you did vaguely know my parents and you're now my legal guardian." Can any of the famous authors tell me: Is this a frequent happening to them?
Of course Joey is so wholesale and motherly she promptly agrees and takes Erica back. On train.
Naturally that can't be without incident having Joey on board, so it crashes. A random baby is found, who only speak French (and I think only one phrase "moi, J'ai Marie Claire" or something). Erica rather likes the baby and Joey can't resist being even more wholesale so she insists on taking the baby, particularly after she's met the dad and doesn't like him. Well actually you can see the dad could have been the pope and she'd have disliked him and thought he isn't suitable, because she wants the baby so everyone can exclaim at her wonderful mothering skills. Clearest case of kidnapping trying to keep within the law I've seen.
So she pinches Marie Claire, and promptly forgets about her until the end of the series. Obviously she was much better with them than her dad who only had her to care for Hmm Reminds me a little of the Robin.

Then we have hints Erica is struggling to settle down, but no evidence of it. Hints that things are going to get worse, but they don't really.

And the usual Chalet School incidents, like the thunderbolt hitting the cricket pitch and setting it on fine, as is a frequent problem at that school. NAturally to stop it they have to dig an olympic sized swimming pool out of the cricket pitch, which allows for two things:

  1. The prefects to mourne their cricket pitch.
and 2. Erica to fall down the whole for a dramatic rescue. Obviously if you don't have a handy cliff to drop a few pupils off, you create your own.

We also have the jealous schoolmate of Erica's, who obviously steps into the breech when needed and makes up after that. The incident? Obviously when someone spills perfume down themselves you need to be acreful of swarms of bees, because then the bees decide they love Erica and swarm onto her skirt. I suggest they don't use this for attracting bees really, because I'd be very surprised it it works.
And if her arch-enemy is anything like most girls of that age, they would have all fled at 2 bees let alone a swarm.

And don't we have the Gretchen imitating Joey's Green incident (only not with green). But dying pupils from top to bottom is quite a placid activity for the Chalet School.

And all ends happily with Erica deciding she's a real Chalet School girl.

I think there is some suspicion that EBD didn't actually write this (or prefects). And it does slightly read as though someone has written down lots of incidents and someone else has tried to join them together to make a book. Or perhaps all the incidents EBD had meant for the next dozen books, had to be condensed into one so she could get them all in.

DeWee · 17/10/2014 10:39

And looking at that my autocorrect it is working overtime: Wish it wouldn't.
fine=fire

mourne=mourn

whole=hole

acreful=careful

dying=dyeing

Now you can all laugh about how wholesale my autocorrect is. I wouldn't mind if it sometimes corrected them to the right spelling. But it seems to take great pleasure in finding new words.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 17/10/2014 10:57

Grin I love the synopsis, DeWee. I think Summer Term is one I'd like to read for the lols, much like Redheads or Ruey. Why couldn't the bees have been seduced by a spillage of honey or greengage jam or something, though? That seems to serve the same purpose, with added plausibility?

If anyone is still needing help accessing the transcripts, pls feel free to message me. :) I also forgot to say how much Rosalie's name delighted me!

Am reading Carola: still perturbed by the bit where Phil Graves pitches up walking his dog and carrying a WHACKING GREAT KNIFE for no apparent reason, then keeps Hilary sedated in his house for about a week, and this is supposed to be somehow romantic. I would not marry the loveliest of persons if this was my first encounter with them.
Also, the 'hilarious' doughnut incident: when Carola mistakenly provides the cod liver oil, she's actually only confusing it with olive oil. Now, I've never made doughnuts myself so am prepared to be corrected, but I'm thinking doughnuts deep-fried in olive oil would also have a bit of an unusual flavour, wouldn't they?

I think Peggy Bettany must be the most annoying Head Girl yet. Such a lot of po-faced anti-slang crusading. And Dickie Christy is v annoying as an equally po-faced uppity second prefect. Why are they not more like lovely Gisela or Frieda or, better yet, Corney or Grizel? It's not what it used to be. :(

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