Attention! Rainbow Magic Fairies...

[nickelbabysnatcher]

You'll never guess what the new Special in April is going to be?

Go on, see if you can guess!

Kate the Princess Fairy?

Teresa the Tedious Fairy?

Frances the Fuck-Off fairy

Chardonnay the Chav fairy

Wendy the Wine fairy

Patty the Promiscuous fairy

Alison the Alky fairy

Gabrielle the Ghastly Fairy?
I could list the titles for hours you know, I.m reading from an actual publishers list

Cheryl the x Factor Fairy ?

Fiona the foolish fairy

onw of you is very close

keep trying!

one , imeant, not onw

Angela the Agoraphobic Fairy ?

i googled - jeezus!

Jesus the Resurrected Fairy?
Cadbury the Egg Fairy?
Kate the Crack Whore Fairy?

I think they should have a male one. Bernard the Body building Fairy ?

Catherine the Coronation Fairy.

Please tell me it's Frances that's the closest one...........

Perhaps, just to make it a little less offensive, it's Poledra the Piss-Off Fairy?

(PS It's the Kate one that's close,, isn't it?)

gin thank you for not giving it away!

Xena the Xerox Fairy

The Kate one is close

Stop googling!!!
that's cheating!!!!!

you're only cheating yourself, you know....

Brian the Bearded Fairy would have been better.

Chesney the Cheating fairy.

I haven't googled but I'm guessing Kate the Wedding Fairy?

William the Woyal Faiwy?
Harry the Lairy Fairy?
Phillip the Fucking Fairy?

Actually, I think I can feel a namechange coming on.........

Aiden the ASBO fairy.

Philip the Fucking Fairy! I like that one! (that's not correct though)